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| - This is an episode of Nicktoons. (Everyone is playing.) EJ: Alright, calm down everyone. Dorian: EJ, what's with the guards? EJ: A funny story. I deleted my bank account, set fire to my house, changed my identification, and made a run for the border. Badly, I was arrested and brought here, because today's the day I teach about... your bodies! All Nicktoons: Ew! Mabel: (giggles) EJ: I know! Danny: I'm... not... comfortable... talking... about... my... body!!!! All Nicktoons: Ew! Mabel: (giggles) Awesome. EJ: (sobbing) No! I can't do this! I WON'T do this!!! (screaming) (Intro plays) Molly: Look! Psybeams!
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| - This is an episode of Nicktoons. (Everyone is playing.) EJ: Alright, calm down everyone. Dorian: EJ, what's with the guards? EJ: A funny story. I deleted my bank account, set fire to my house, changed my identification, and made a run for the border. Badly, I was arrested and brought here, because today's the day I teach about... your bodies! All Nicktoons: Ew! Mabel: (giggles) EJ: I know! Danny: I'm... not... comfortable... talking... about... my... body!!!! EJ: All the gory details are in these "OPERATION MANUALS". A little advice: don't read them at night. It'll be so scary, you'll run off in your pajamas. Let's start on... puberty. All Nicktoons: Ew! Mabel: (giggles) Awesome. EJ: (sobbing) No! I can't do this! I WON'T do this!!! (screaming) (Intro plays) Kimi: These "OPERATION MANUALS" rule. Molly: Look! Psybeams! EJ: I turn into a nightclub! Tororo: Sorry. You set off my anti-theft device. Hang on. Lukybory: Look! Seniors! Oona: They're hot! Knuckles: It's because they've gone through puberty. Puberty is a one-way ticket to "Cooltown"! Tororo: Also when we are through it, they give us motorcycles!!!! We'll look hot! Deema: (sarcastically) Ooh, Mr. Shark don't like it when they jump the pool. Just you wait. When I get my cycla, I'LL JUMP YOUR POOL EVERYDAY!!!! All Nicktoons: WHOOOOOOOO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bender: MATURITY RULES!!!!!!! Blaze: Silver, the book says it should have started 9 seconds ago. Do you feel different? Silver: (with german accent) No. Do you think we'll have to wait until next year? Blaze: (voice changing) Silver, your voice! Silver: (with highpitched voice) This is brilliant! We're becoming men and women! Ulrich: (with ladylike voice) You'll also go through an awkward growth spurt. Cody: (as Paul Lynch) O.K., this is going in a direction I don't like. What's next? Ikura: (as Beavis) It says we're gonna get pimples. Pimple: BANZAI!!!!!! EJ: I'M SO HUNGRY!! Tororo: I CAN'T GET ENOUGH TO EAT! Amy: Hey, give me back my nuggets!!!!!! Nonny: Sandy, your fur. Sandy: (realizing her fur is gone) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
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