Because SMeyer is a fucking dumbass IZ A SUPA JEENYUS, she was studying chemicals and junk. She found a way to combine AIDS, swine flu, Twilogic, and the sweat of the very stuck-up lust team Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to create... DUN DUN DUN! The Twisease. Once she wrote the Twilight books, she covered each one with this disease in an attempt to make the people who read it so dumb they actually beleived her shitty books were golden. Unfortunately, she succeeded. The disease effects mainly stupid 12 year old girls, and people who have the maturity of stupid 12 year old girls. But then again, that's an insult to sane 12 year old girls.
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| - Because SMeyer is a fucking dumbass IZ A SUPA JEENYUS, she was studying chemicals and junk. She found a way to combine AIDS, swine flu, Twilogic, and the sweat of the very stuck-up lust team Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to create... DUN DUN DUN! The Twisease. Once she wrote the Twilight books, she covered each one with this disease in an attempt to make the people who read it so dumb they actually beleived her shitty books were golden. Unfortunately, she succeeded. The disease effects mainly stupid 12 year old girls, and people who have the maturity of stupid 12 year old girls. But then again, that's an insult to sane 12 year old girls.
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| - Because SMeyer is a fucking dumbass IZ A SUPA JEENYUS, she was studying chemicals and junk. She found a way to combine AIDS, swine flu, Twilogic, and the sweat of the very stuck-up lust team Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to create... DUN DUN DUN! The Twisease. Once she wrote the Twilight books, she covered each one with this disease in an attempt to make the people who read it so dumb they actually beleived her shitty books were golden. Unfortunately, she succeeded. The disease effects mainly stupid 12 year old girls, and people who have the maturity of stupid 12 year old girls. But then again, that's an insult to sane 12 year old girls.
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