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Tourists may visit the new heritage centre which has been recently upgraded and re-named "the Life Centre" and boasts award winning architecture threatening the position of Drake’s Circus as the most beautiful building in Plymouth award. The car park has also recently been extended to accommodate endless hordes of tourists as well as the clients of Home Park. From the Life Centre one can board a Welsh built armoured vehicle and take a Chav Safari into Swilly. The richer tourists used to be able to afford a helicopter tour of the site, there was less of a chance of getting hit by a brick here. However a stray pasty, experts later concluded it was thrown on a floor in an argument and the sheer amount of fat/lard inside caused it to simply bounce up in the air, hit the helicopter rotor blade

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  • Plymouth UNESCO World Heritage Sites
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  • Tourists may visit the new heritage centre which has been recently upgraded and re-named "the Life Centre" and boasts award winning architecture threatening the position of Drake’s Circus as the most beautiful building in Plymouth award. The car park has also recently been extended to accommodate endless hordes of tourists as well as the clients of Home Park. From the Life Centre one can board a Welsh built armoured vehicle and take a Chav Safari into Swilly. The richer tourists used to be able to afford a helicopter tour of the site, there was less of a chance of getting hit by a brick here. However a stray pasty, experts later concluded it was thrown on a floor in an argument and the sheer amount of fat/lard inside caused it to simply bounce up in the air, hit the helicopter rotor blade
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  • Tourists may visit the new heritage centre which has been recently upgraded and re-named "the Life Centre" and boasts award winning architecture threatening the position of Drake’s Circus as the most beautiful building in Plymouth award. The car park has also recently been extended to accommodate endless hordes of tourists as well as the clients of Home Park. From the Life Centre one can board a Welsh built armoured vehicle and take a Chav Safari into Swilly. The richer tourists used to be able to afford a helicopter tour of the site, there was less of a chance of getting hit by a brick here. However a stray pasty, experts later concluded it was thrown on a floor in an argument and the sheer amount of fat/lard inside caused it to simply bounce up in the air, hit the helicopter rotor blade and sent it crashing into the top of a Swilly house. The pilot was pronounced dead on impact while the three other passengers survived and faced an ordeal of fighting a flood of chavs in shell suits and torn jeans. Swilly was shut down for two days as emergency crews battled to save the stranded survivors. After two days of siege 2 and a half survivors were rescued (one lost both legs to the chavs who believed they contained gold they could pawn down at gold4cash on Mutley plain). This was a bad time for Swilly; the following month the Great Tamar Tsunami[1] of Aug 25 2010 devastated the community with a death toll of 2 (both from suicide because they couldn't find their dealer) and caused 74 pence worth of damage. It was then the money was obtained from chavard donations and the Grand Lodge in Washington to have a new visitor centre build and for flood damage to be cleaned up. Four years since and Swilly has been thriving with a record number of 36,000 national visitors a year and an average of 8 international visitors a year.
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