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| - Canada is the world's largest Spanish-speaking country. In Canada, a dialect of Spanish known as "Españoleh" is dominant, marked by overpronunciation of "dz" and "dj" characters. The Canadian language evolution is marked by an infusion of Afghani language techniques such as "Afghani ch-tonation" and "disgharmony." Examples of ch-tonation are present in the Espagnoleh sentence, "Artun hamash diwolle" (roughly translated: I fudged two beavers) with "diwolle" pronounced more closely to "dajwolhey." A large amount of Canadians, however, believe they speak French. French people are bewildered when they visit Canada, tell the natives where they are from, and are accosted in a language that sounds roughly like the speaker is vomiting and shoving doughnuts in their mouth as quickly as possible at the same time. Sometime around the 17th century, leaders of the French-speaking world decided to resolve this problem by meeting and creating a new language for so-called "French" Canadians to speak. Thus, English was born. The 7-bit American Standard Code for Information Interchange (plain ASCII) is not sufficient to represent the entire Canadian language, as it is missing key characters such as the accents on names like «Céline Dion», the snowman (☃) and the specialised unicode Kannada set: Note that the French Character Map is not directly usable in the Canadian language, as it uses the euro (€) instead of the Canadian Tire Dollar (۞).
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