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Sometimes grunts are tired of getting shot in the face, or maybe they just want a deadly hug. So what do they do? They light two plasma granades, stick themselves and run at you like you have an 8 foot dick. Though they scare the shit out of most people, mastercheif simply grabs them and throws them at the nearest brute in a ghost, while lighting another cigarette.

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  • Kamikaze grunt
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  • Sometimes grunts are tired of getting shot in the face, or maybe they just want a deadly hug. So what do they do? They light two plasma granades, stick themselves and run at you like you have an 8 foot dick. Though they scare the shit out of most people, mastercheif simply grabs them and throws them at the nearest brute in a ghost, while lighting another cigarette.
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  • Sometimes grunts are tired of getting shot in the face, or maybe they just want a deadly hug. So what do they do? They light two plasma granades, stick themselves and run at you like you have an 8 foot dick. Though they scare the shit out of most people, mastercheif simply grabs them and throws them at the nearest brute in a ghost, while lighting another cigarette. When the Prophets stopped having gay pillow fights and found out they were losing the war, they decided to send in the grunts to do the dirty work of four elites, and then killing themselves in the process, which quickly became a win-win-win situation, since the covenant killed marines, the grunts were tired of being abused in the covenant, and the covenant was rid of the grunts and their infinite amount of gruntiness. The only thing that detracted form the situation was that the brutes didn't have any "play mates" anymore, but nobody really cares about them, so when the Covenant runs out of grunts to send at the marines, the entire Brute species will be decimated by kamikaze attacks.
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