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It was a crisp morning in late August when Henry Interesting woke up to the usual dank smell of his bedroom (dank?). It smelled like something was decomposing inside, though Henry had never quite figured out what it was. Every day, he woke up and sniffed every single object in his room and try to identify which one was spoiled and rotting. He never found the correct object, however (he never bothered to sniff himself... dank?) Anywho.

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  • It was a crisp morning in late August when Henry Interesting woke up to the usual dank smell of his bedroom (dank?). It smelled like something was decomposing inside, though Henry had never quite figured out what it was. Every day, he woke up and sniffed every single object in his room and try to identify which one was spoiled and rotting. He never found the correct object, however (he never bothered to sniff himself... dank?) Anywho.
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  • It was a crisp morning in late August when Henry Interesting woke up to the usual dank smell of his bedroom (dank?). It smelled like something was decomposing inside, though Henry had never quite figured out what it was. Every day, he woke up and sniffed every single object in his room and try to identify which one was spoiled and rotting. He never found the correct object, however (he never bothered to sniff himself... dank?) After patrolling his room, he would open a window to try and let in some fresh air. However, he lived in the depths of a city with air dirtier than some gas chambers, so this didn't work out to well for poor Henry. Anywho. He stepped into the other room of his apartment, which housed his toilet, kitchen and television. He turned on the television and watched the morning news, though he quickly became bored because none of the news was about Sex. Then he turned off the television and announced, "I think I need some breakfast!" He opened up the pantry, only to gasp loudly. He had TWO boxes of cereal inside the pantry--lucky charms or frosted flakes. "I'm going to have to make a decision!" he said in terror, "But that requires intelligent thought!" This was a concept that horrified Henry, since he spent most of his time being told what to do by his boss, his parents, or the television. He anxiously picked up one cereal box, then glanced at the other. All of a sudden, on the television behind him, a news reporter said: "Breaking News: Henry Interesting, a local grocery store clerk, is going to make a decision between two cereals, lucky charms and frosted flakes. WHICH ONE WILL HE CHOOSE? Stay tuned for live coverage from Henry's kitchen!"
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