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Halfway through the trip his car broke down by an old church, but there was nothing else. He was MILES away from anywhere. He got out and went into the church. He would sleep there and fix his car in the morning. He woke up and heard a constant ring. He also saw many people walking around in robes. "What is that noise, and what are you?" He asked one as he passed by. The man told him they were monks and lead him to a bronze door. "You must memorise the entire Bible for me to give you the key." "Nevermind."

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  • The Mysterious Noise
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  • Halfway through the trip his car broke down by an old church, but there was nothing else. He was MILES away from anywhere. He got out and went into the church. He would sleep there and fix his car in the morning. He woke up and heard a constant ring. He also saw many people walking around in robes. "What is that noise, and what are you?" He asked one as he passed by. The man told him they were monks and lead him to a bronze door. "You must memorise the entire Bible for me to give you the key." "Nevermind."
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  • Halfway through the trip his car broke down by an old church, but there was nothing else. He was MILES away from anywhere. He got out and went into the church. He would sleep there and fix his car in the morning. He woke up and heard a constant ring. He also saw many people walking around in robes. "What is that noise, and what are you?" He asked one as he passed by. The man told him they were monks and lead him to a bronze door. "You must memorise the entire Bible for me to give you the key." "Nevermind." A year later he went to his amusement park but broke down in the same place! He went into the church, couldn't stop letting the noise bother him, and started reading the Bible immediately. By morning he had memorised it. He found the same monk and he lead him to the bronze door. "Here is the key." He immediately unlocked the door and guess what was there? A silver door! "How do I open it?" "You must count all of the stars in the sky." "Nevermind..." He came back five years later and had counted all the stars in the sky. "How many?" It took four years to tell him. "May I have the key?" He gave him the key, he again immediately unlocked the door. And guess what was there? A gold door. "How do I open it? "You must become a monk by having a vision. A holy vision." 40 years past. But he still came. The monk gave him the key. The eagerness and excitement drew him to the door. He unlocked it, 46 years were about to pay off, and guess what was there... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...I can't tell YOU, you're not a monk.
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