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| - Kage: We're all gonna eat dinner like a Zeshat-damned FAMILY. Honey, put your GUN away. Even: *looks guilty* Lily, siddown. Lily: Hazar's nibbling on my ear! D: Hazar: *nibblenibble* Even: Where's Chase? Kage: CHAAAASE. DINNER. Chase: *from his room* I'm BUSY. Kage: Pull your fuckin' pants up and come eat dinner! It's fuckin' Wednesday which means it's fuckin' family Zeshat-damned dinner fuckin' night! Even: Let him stay in there if he wants, princess. Kage: *sits down* Hazar: *starts to steal some of Chase's chicken wings* Lily: Hazaaaaar! Eveeeeeen, Hazar's taking Chase's chicken wings! Even: Hazar, don't take your moron brother's chicken wings. Lily: *constructing a tower out of her macaroni* Kage: The hell're you doin', kiddo? Lily: This is my Pain Palace and Cupcake Bakery! Kage: ... who makes cupcakes in a torture place? Lily: *shoots him a withering look* The guards. Duh. Even: Girl, eat your Pain Palace. Chase: *slouches in and sits down* ... how come I only got three chicken wings? Hazar: *burp* Chase: EW. Chase: *looks at Kage with Puppy Face* I'm huuuungryyyyyyy. Kage: *sighs and hands Chase some of his* Chase: *brightens immediately* Thanks, bro! *starts eating, and he slyly yoinks some chicken wings from Hazar's plate while she starts nibbling on the corn on the cob* Yesss. Even: *eats* ... so what'd you guys do today? Kage: *eats* Fixed shit. Paperwork. Shot Xamira. Lily: *eats her Pain Palace* I spuna round in a circle until I threw up. Hazar: *quietly* I consumed the flesh of the one who stole my chicken. Chase: Ha ha, what a lose--wait. Here. *hands it back* ((Litzi: featuring the Dysfunctional Worth Fambly)) Kage: How come I took your name? Even: 'Cause you're the woman. Kage: Fuck you. Even: Burn in hell. Kage: *stands up* Even: *stands up* Chase: Oh God, they're gonna start kissing. Hazar: *to Chase, softly* Now is your chance. Take the chicken you so crave. Chase: ... *yoink*
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