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Huffing originated in Mesopotamia in a garden named Eden. Very shortly after the woman Eve was created she developed a hunger which drove her hysterical, and, having never eaten in her life was taken over by her suckling instinct which was built in to every human created. According to Adam, in an interview on CNN, several years later, her sucking force on this first huff was so intense that "it felt like she was sucking the living bejeezus right out of me." This statement has perdured through the centuries and today still forms the basis of the definition we use to day for the term huffing.

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  • Huffing originated in Mesopotamia in a garden named Eden. Very shortly after the woman Eve was created she developed a hunger which drove her hysterical, and, having never eaten in her life was taken over by her suckling instinct which was built in to every human created. According to Adam, in an interview on CNN, several years later, her sucking force on this first huff was so intense that "it felt like she was sucking the living bejeezus right out of me." This statement has perdured through the centuries and today still forms the basis of the definition we use to day for the term huffing.
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  • Huffing originated in Mesopotamia in a garden named Eden. Very shortly after the woman Eve was created she developed a hunger which drove her hysterical, and, having never eaten in her life was taken over by her suckling instinct which was built in to every human created. Eve began to suckle everything that seemed sucklable in her immediate vicinity, and being closest to Adam from whom she was derived, started suckling each of his bodily appendages starting with his fingers and toes. As she worked her way through each of these appendages she became increasingly frantic, frustrated and desperate, each time increasing ever more her suckling force until she finally discovered the appendage which produced something for her efforts. According to Adam, in an interview on CNN, several years later, her sucking force on this first huff was so intense that "it felt like she was sucking the living bejeezus right out of me." This statement has perdured through the centuries and today still forms the basis of the definition we use to day for the term huffing. Eve was particularly delighted at the results of this huff and continued to do it six to eight times a week. Adam was reported to be particularly distraught after this and needed to eat some fruit to calm his nerves.
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