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Tae Pwn Do is the only no-nonsense martial art there is out there. None of that Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan jumping around yelping like a ninny. Just pure and straight pwnage to put your opponent in a whole world of hurt lickety-split bang-up fast.

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rdfs:label	Tae Pwn Do
rdfs:comment	Tae Pwn Do is the only no-nonsense martial art there is out there. None of that Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan jumping around yelping like a ninny. Just pure and straight pwnage to put your opponent in a whole world of hurt lickety-split bang-up fast.
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abstract	Tae Pwn Do is the only no-nonsense martial art there is out there. None of that Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan jumping around yelping like a ninny. Just pure and straight pwnage to put your opponent in a whole world of hurt lickety-split bang-up fast. According to just about any good and honest book you’ll find, a real martial art is one that gets Opponent A down and hurting without requiring you do to some ninja spin-kick whoop-dee-doo. Not to mention that any skilled practitioner of Tae Pwn Do could catch such a kick with one bare hand. Tae Pwn Do is about heart and motherfucking guts, and if you don’t have heart and motherfucking guts I suggest you go elsewhere for your martial art training. If you’re looking to chop up inanimate lumber or ice with your bare hands or throw some badooken whatchamacallits out of your fingertips I’m afraid you’re not going to get that from Tae Pwn Do. What you will get is balls of iron and chesthair coarse enough to reflect those badookens right back at ‘em.

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