The Great Great British War was started by a then 20 year old John Prescott. Prescott was attending a meeting with Welsh farmers to agree on subsidies for low intensive methods. It was reported that Prescott was intoxicated (after a heavy drinking session and consumption of several Fly Agaric mushrooms) and in an agitated state. When a particular farmer, Roy Jones, demanded greater subsidies than Prescott was offering, Prescott went into a rage, delivering a flurry of powerful jabs and head-butts at Roy Jones, who survived but is now permenently quadra-spazzed. After taking control of the government using personal shock troops (previous claims that the Green Berets were actually the ones taking control were false, as some people have a hard time telling the difference between the little gr
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| - The Great Great British War was started by a then 20 year old John Prescott. Prescott was attending a meeting with Welsh farmers to agree on subsidies for low intensive methods. It was reported that Prescott was intoxicated (after a heavy drinking session and consumption of several Fly Agaric mushrooms) and in an agitated state. When a particular farmer, Roy Jones, demanded greater subsidies than Prescott was offering, Prescott went into a rage, delivering a flurry of powerful jabs and head-butts at Roy Jones, who survived but is now permenently quadra-spazzed. After taking control of the government using personal shock troops (previous claims that the Green Berets were actually the ones taking control were false, as some people have a hard time telling the difference between the little gr
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| - The Great Great British War was started by a then 20 year old John Prescott. Prescott was attending a meeting with Welsh farmers to agree on subsidies for low intensive methods. It was reported that Prescott was intoxicated (after a heavy drinking session and consumption of several Fly Agaric mushrooms) and in an agitated state. When a particular farmer, Roy Jones, demanded greater subsidies than Prescott was offering, Prescott went into a rage, delivering a flurry of powerful jabs and head-butts at Roy Jones, who survived but is now permenently quadra-spazzed. After taking control of the government using personal shock troops (previous claims that the Green Berets were actually the ones taking control were false, as some people have a hard time telling the difference between the little green cappy things and the big black furry things), Prescott declared war on Wales, Scotland, Ireland and "any fucking one else who wants a fucking pop"
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