Because obviously we have nothing better to do. We considered adding 'every time there is a punctuation error' to the list, but that would be suicide. * Take a shot every time you have to reread an entire sentence or paragraph because of the Purple Prose. * Two more if you still don't get it. * Take a shot every time Grignr (or anyone) calls a man a 'slut'. * Take a shot every time a woman is referred to as a 'wench' or 'female'. * Take a shot every time the word 'stygian' is used in any form. * Take a shot every time two contradictory descriptions are used together. * Take a shot every time the author spends a paragraph discussing clothing. * Taketh a shot when e'er someone uses Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe * Take a shot every time Carthena's breasts are
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