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| - :Stan: Better not say a fuckin' word or I'll kill you.
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:Stan: I once had a bully. Stelio Kontos was his name. He was as mean as he was Greek.
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:Jeff: How's your huge vagina?
:Hayley: Oh, Yerhujeva? She's good. She's back in Croatia for the winter with the rest of the Gina family.
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:Steve: Aah! You got it in my eye! I know, I know. That's what Mom said last night.
:Stan: That's right while I was doing her. Ba-boom!
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:Francine: I'm going to teach you how to kick your father's ass.
:Steve: Good! That ass needs a pounding.
:Francine: Yeah, that's what your father said last night.
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:Ride Operator: [points to the height restriction sign] Sorry.
:Reginald: Aww, c'mon man, you gotta let me on. I'm trying to create a moment with this girl. I respect this bitch! I love this bitch!
:Ride Operator: Oh, I'm a sucker for love. Wrap your arms around that bitch, never let her go.
:Reginald: C'mon baby. Our chariot awaits.
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:Captain Crunch: This is really nice work. You're hired. Your first assignment: a brutal triple rape right off the freeway.
:Roger: Oh, thank you, Captain Karhoonch.
:Captain Crunch: It's Crunch and you're welcome.
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