Ice 9 though lesser-known, is to Colbear what Heinrich Himmler was to Adolf Hitler. Biologically engineered in a secret Canadian government testing facility to destroy America, his DNA was constructed from a volatile cocktail of nine test samples taken from Colbear himself, Ted Bundy, Vlad the Impaler, Satan, Pauly Shore, Captain Planet, two of the four members of AC/DC, some French guy, and a gay AIDS monkey. Er- that's actually ten isn't it...? Obviously this has something to do with the fact Canadian money is only worth 9/10's what ours is. Probably even less.