The Curse of the Black Spot (working title: Moffat Likes This One More Than The Beast Below) is a terribly boring, uninteresting episode of series 6, featuring like 5 pirates, a third-scale model boat, a chick with a blowdryer and stoplight under her dress, and the most uninspiring sci fi mystery the series has ever produced, a list that includes slug egg stellar cueballs and a literal, unironic deus ex machina.