UnFortran is the father of UnMalleo's dad, UnWeegee's stepdad and grandfather of UnSamalleo. He is brothers with UnRagamiicho. When he says "Push chicken to joek about the rabbi", he can make an abundance of money out of money. UnFortran also has the power to give people spiders. Strangely, he greatly resembles Toon UnMalleo. His teeth are red by washing them with Martians. He is also technically the owner of The UnFortran Portrait of 198BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH He also married UnMariincho's friend, UnUlona, and gave birth to UnMalleo.