A moving walkway is an amusement ride provided free of charge at most major airports. It consists of a very large rubber band strung around two mutant hamster wheels. (Contrary to popular belief, the wheels, not the hamsters, are the mutants.) There are many ways to amuse yourself on a moving walkway, but the main objective is to score goals by preventing business travelers from making their connections. Because of the numbers of travelers involved, this game is most easily played at George Bush Intercontinental, Newark, or Chicago O'Hare (named after the late Bugs Bunny).