Agent Techno-Dann (original name Daniel Hermanson) is a senior technician in the Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology. He is written by the Boarder of the same name. Dann joined up in February 2004. He was recruited by mail, having originally been part of the civilian reporting force. To his misfortune, he encountered several Neo Abduction Schemers Treaty of Youth (or NASTY fangirls) on his first day. During the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion, he disguised himself as Legolas-in-a-Speedo to lure Sues into the Cafeteria.