Merle Agnetha Vincent was a morbidly obese shut-in who cofounded WrestleCrap with fellow tubster RD Reynolds.. He died in 2000 when he blew his brains out pointblank range to avoid being jailed for his pedophile activities. Vincent was a huge fan of Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat and famously "shot out" his tv screen after ejaculating furiously while watching their Chi-Town Rumble snoozefest. Is rumored to have started the rumor that Hulk Hogan was originally booked to drop the WWF World Title to Bret Hart at SummerSlam 1993, but refused to do the job. Who could have thought that eh?