Uncyclopedophilia (or Uncyclophilia) is a paraphilia of being sexually attracted primarily or exclusively to Uncyclopedia (hardly surprising). Persons with this attraction are called Uncyclopedophiles or Uncyclophiles. “Oh Bugger I've messed up my keybord again” ~ Oscar Wilde on Uncyclopedophilia “I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I was more interested in the website I was on at the time. ” ~ Bill Clinton on Uncyclopedophilia