The butter milk cow banana, or as they say in Deutschland, Das milckcowbutteringzenbanaaaan, ought not to exist; yet for some reason it continues to do so, defying the very logic of existence and toastonomy. The butter milk cow banana produces a delightful array of milk flavours; chibfanta, bantaneeble and orcanaflurtle. All of these can be obtained from your local shop, for local people but watch out for floor rats.