(The shortened opening is shown, before we see NC in his room) NC: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to. There’s this idea going around that slapstick is a lesser form of humor. Well, to them, I say... [A large safe suddenly falls down on top of NC, crushing him] Ow. NC: And nowhere deeper is the pain exploited more hilariously than in Tom and Jerry. NC: Well, maybe one of the main reasons was there was rarely any talking. NC: But let’s get down to the reason why people really love Tom and Jerry: their lust for blood! Tom: [In a richly voice] I love you.