The book itself was not very popular, with educators citing problems including sub-standard paper, cheap and easily cracked bindings, and the fact that every tenth book was coated with a contact poison that turned the reader into the walking undead. Many copies were burned, most of the remainder spontaneously combusted. The one surviving copy is kept in secure conditions by the Society for Disseminating Banned Literature, a subsidiary group of the Uncyclomedia Foundation. The text of the book is here presented in its entirety.