The Baby Throwing Foundation of America (BFTA) is a recent progression in the Baby Throwing World. “Moses was thrown into the Nile by accident, God-dammit!” ~ God “Ugh...Thems babies almost given me the runs!!!” ~ Black Jesus “Fuck you, jive ass hoe! Ain't nobody throwing me!” ~ Baby “A baby saved is a baby only useful for dead baby jokes.” ~ John Lennon “In Soviet Russia, BABY throws YOU!!!” ~ Random Russian Reversal on BTFA “That doesn't make sense.” ~ Ron Burgundy