Another popular belief is that the entire thing was filled with wine, until 5th century AD, when it was all drank by the liberals. Now, it is clear. The truth is, the red sea is actually purely filled with type AB+ blood and still is to this day. Jesus loved to bathe in this blood-filled water, and drank it everyday to keep his immune system strong and ward off the AIDS. He also created massive waves with his Jesus powers to allow the bagel-lovers to surf there. But no liberals.