No, not those Sturgeon Awards. The Sturgeon Awards is a blog owned by troper Captain Cook. Like the Darwin Awards, which chronicle people who did a service to humanity by removing themselves from the gene pool, The Sturgeon Awards chronicles the worst junk on the Internet. Given ~Sturgeon's Law~, there's a lot to tear up. Unlike most other reviewers, CC prefers to rip at just about anything, especially areas prone to showing Sturgeon's Law. Also, you are given the option of contributing reviews to the site.