The DMR, also known as the Dead Man's Rifle or Despicable Manly Rag, is a semi-automatic... rifle...in the 26th century..... It fires turtles at extremely high velocity. It was invented in 1850 by the prophet of haterz to kill homosexual ostrich robots. The UNSC thought it was badass so they adopted it as their main rifle 1 second after seeing it. They decided to replace its reticle with a flower that blooms every time you fire. Somehow this makes you have shitty accuracy.