According to local legend, Pierre is said to have "sprung from his father's head" along with the legendary Zeus, Mercury, and Pee Wee Herman, although this allegation could be incorrect; a coffee spill could have smudged the word "loins", making it look like "head". Some people ask: what is Pierre Fermat? who is Pierre de Fermat? He is the one and same person, and if necessary these idiots can read the preceding paragraphs over and over again until they reach enlightenment.