Arabic is a weird language that terrorists and other residents of the Middle East speak. It reads from right to left, which means that it is going left but always comes back to right at the start of a new line, thus illustrating the problems with the backwards region in which it is spoken. A chief goal of American efforts to introduce democracy to the region is returning this bizarre right-to-left order to its natural state: left-to-right, the American way. The infamous lefty John Stewart is known to be fluent in Scribble.