Ban Ki Moon (Ban - Yee - Boom, also Monkey Boone, Sailor Ban Ki Moon or "Button" to his friends) is a world famous terrorist, singer and United Nations leader and spiritual guru to Steve Cram the former middle distance runner and occasional egg and spoon competitor. He is currently Secretary General. He hails from South Korea, although is Human unlike most of its inhabitants. It is also rumoured that he was involved in the Great Train Robbery and is being considered to play Widow Twanky at the Swindon Theatre in January.