Christa has posted a profile of Adam: Ok Adam, if you insist on being a complete sod, I'm going to profile you. NAME Adam Jacobs APPEARANCE Dead eyed. Waxy. If he didn't move you'd think he was one of those bodies they practice on at medical school. And how can he have the gall to criticise my hair? His hairstyle looks like his entire scalp has time travelled from 1974. Or from one of those yellow sun bleached photos in the windows of really old barber's shops. In Poland. I mean the other day he said "Whassup" for God's sake. It's just not right.