Weegee decided he needed funds to make a new cloning machine to enlist more Weegee Clones to his army faster. He decided to sell books for money. So Weegee and WaRevivegee went and found the deceased body of Edgar Allan Poe. They took it to the United Gees' Galaxy, and WaReviveegee reviews Edgar Allan Poe, and Weegee uses the Weegee Virus against him. There came Edgar Allan Poeegee. Edgar Allan Poeegee writes books, and Weegee obtains all the money earned from the books. Because of this, Poeegee grew into depression, and as a result all of his books are dark and morbid, much like his writing before his revival and transformation.