German, es ist claimed, sounds very much like somebody cheueing auf einen piece auf aluminium foil. Ignorant Americans often use das character "ß" like "B", despite it being used as a double "s" in German. This leads to amusing words such as: Ssranch, Ssusiness, and sse. If you see a person attempting to say these words, shoot them, because they're not real English-speakers, only confused Germans.