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It can be a real shock when you have your carrots stolen from right under your nose. With a lot of hard work, people can often overcome the grief of losing their carrots, although suicide is not uncommon. The best thing you can do now is to take deep breaths and count to ten. If you go into shock, call the police immediately and get yourself into hospital. You can deal with the Gypsies later. At the moment the most importing thing is your safety. Please do not use chloroform to calm yourself, as it will only result in future problems.

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