Harold "Busta Rhymes" Turner is an Internet radio talk show host from New Joisey, known for his breathtaking kickboxing and his support of same-sex marriage between sperm whales. His program, The Hal Turner Super-Awesome-Rad-Fun-Time Experience, is viewed by tens of people every Wednesday. Turner is married to Phyllis Diller, has one son, and identifies himself as the second coming of Christ.