Drinking game for House of Leaves: * Take a sip every time the word "fuck" appears. If that doesn't kill you, add these; * Do a body shot every time Johnny Truant has a one-night-stand, or lusts after Thumper. * Take a sip every time Johnny whines about how strange Zampano and his writing is. * Take a sip every time Johnny hallucinates. * Take a sip every time Johnny does drugs. * Take a sip every time you find a hidden message of Stealth Pun. * Take a sip every time house appears in blue, including in other languages. * Take a sip every time the minotaur is mentioned.