(Scene opens up zooming in on Major Monogram's house and then showing the master bedroom) Carl: Well, how are we doing today, Major? Feeling better? Major Monogram: Carl? What are you doing here? Carl: Your wife said it'd be okay if I came up here and kept you company. Would that be all right? I brought a book! Major Monogram: What kind of book? Carl: (Somewhat excitedly) It's a fantasy adventure with wizards and knights! Major Monogram: Are there woodland sprites? Carl: Well, there's water sprites. Major Monogram: (After a short pause) Go ahead. Carl: (Begins reading) Devote your mind to this tale of the distant past, and the adventures that did befall the most noble of knights. (Scene ripples into a scene of a medieval cottage) Where stood the cottage of the humble antique dealer...