This theory is born out by the audio security recording examined by police investigating the infamous "Barnes & Noble Incident" of June 27, 2002. The recording is transcribed below: Suspect - Could you help me please. I was wondering, is this a book to learn to be a ventriloquist, or how to make ventriloquist dummies? Salesman - Well Sir, I believe it has information on both. Would you like to buy it? Suspect - Yes please, it's a gift for my nephew,. Customer A - What's that? Ventriloquism for Dummies! is there any other kind? Suspect - Excuse me, but I think I was here first. Customer A - I said, is there any other kind of Ventriloquism? Suspect - *sigh* No, I suppose there isn't. Customer A - Hey, Can I get a copy too, I'm gonna give it to