Jim: Karen suggested that I...get a haircut for the interview tomorrow, so I could look...presentable, and not, as she so lovingly puts it, homeless. Oscar: Hey Pam, I've been meaning to say something to you - I really miss our friendship. Stanley: I've never heard you talk that much - I thought it was Kelly! Kelly: Are you kidding? I would never have done that - it was Patheticville - no offense, Pam. Meredith: You know what? Don't even worry about it - everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said. Creed: I remember. I blogged the whole thing!