NC: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to! You know…we don’t review enough environmentally-aware films, do we? (The viewer moves the mouse cursor up to the corner of the screen to look at a porn website.) NC: Come back! Come back! I assure you, this annoying environmental film has ONE big difference from all the other annoying environmental films. (beat) This one has Michael Crawford! (The viewer moves the mouse cursor up to the corner of the screen to look at another porn website.) (The movie begins) Abigail’s Father: (calls from below) Abigail! NC: (confused) What?