Alvin: Wow, you sure are a crackshot! Buffalo Bill: Yep son, I'm a crackshot alright. I got me a lot of metals, got fame, got more money than I need. Alvin: Gosh, you got everything! Buffalo Bill: No son. There's one thing missing. Alvin: What's missing Buffalo Bill? Buffalo Bill: Here's what's missing boy; love boy, love! My Buffalo Gal, that's what's missing. I still love her, even though I haven't seen her for nine and thirty years. Theodore: Gee, did you put a notice in the newspaper? Simon: Did you check with the Bureau of Missing Persons? Alvin: Did you show her photograph on television?