(NC 2016 opening) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. And welcome to another edition of Old vs. New. (Old vs. New opening) NC: It's the fairy tale that teaches kids all around the world that it doesn't matter what you look like or where you come from. As long as you work hard and have a kind heart, you, too, can get a makeover. (Pictures from the fairy tale, 1950 film, and 2015 film are shown) (Hyper Fangirl finally arrives in front of a glittery background dressed as a Fairy Godmother) HFG: Sorry, this thing is really hard to walk in. NC: Yeah? Who? HFG: No!