The general theory of probability is stated easily, so that any fool idiot could understand it. Let be an abstract topological hypocaustic infiniumial supreminalial ontological vector space admitting a Borelisable Lindfield-bounded, continuous antinondifferentiable superluminal trachyodermic space, and let the space be the space such that implies and which admits a homomorphic field onto the real line. We can then proceed to introduce the essential structure of probabilty theory.