"Push F3 to Standby!" Irkonoko is the biological brother of Crengalon, and therefore, the other brother of Hagrad and Vakulit. He is rumored to be a messed-up fusion between a Fortran clone and a Garbon clone, although this may not be completely true. What is, however, is the fact that Crengalon forgot he ever existed when they became seperated for such a long time. When he says "Push F3 to Standby!", you will sleep for 5.8 seconds, while hearing a strange noise. His main rival is Okonokri.