A Gothguin (Callidus atriorluctus, Latin: clever dark-haired be in mourning) is a Dorkugese penguin subspecies that is well-known for its dark wardrobe, strange eyewear, unique hairstyles, and emotionless look at technology. The species split from the Dorkugese after a group of nerds fled and bred amongst themselves (though not inbreeding), their chicks being the first full Gothguins.