Mithlror is the dark, mysterious figure at the healm of America's media cabal. Very little is known about Mithlror, which could suggest a noble figure of unparalleled humility, dedication to higher principles, and the desire to make media work for the people. You know, a Mithlror from whom you could imagine a Rupert Murdoch or Sumner Redstone made in Mis image. It is said that Vice President Dick Cheney's special ability to move between the executive and legislative branch was granted to him my Mithlror, as some sort of secret reward.