Manchester is an inhabited landfill site located in the North West of England. Manchester is also notable for having one of the highest rates of gun crime in the UK. Local priests have recently called for Manchester to be twinned with Hell in the hope that hell will take notes, adapt a Mancunian approach to living and a new sense of pride can be had down there. Whilst most of Manchester makes the slums of Rio de Janeiro appear upmarket and chic, the exception to this is Piccadilly station - because it's the quickest way out.