Gaullism is a life philosophy named after the used car salesman Trusty Longo (known in France as Charles de Gaulle), and also the only form of government so far to have uncooperativeness and obstructiveness both as means and end. Gaullist doctrine stresses this is the sole purpose of life for every Frenchman, -woman and -dog, and only by being so uncooperative even the Finns won't work with you can you attain the state of Grandeur, which might be French, or maybe Xhosa. When you reach this state, you are legally declared incapable of any kind of cooperation with anything whatsoever, even inorganic objects such as stones and Belgian Waffle Warriors, and awarded with a medal with the inscription "you didn't think I'd actually do it, did you?" in something resembling French (which of course i