Ed MacMahon, known to his followers as Deviled Ed because his satanicly egg-shaped body, was spewed out of hell (also known as Detroit, Michigan,) in the year of our lord, 1 A.D. He began attracting the attention of occultists everywhere when he unleashed from Oblivion the Hell Scooter; a contraption so diabolical in design and intent that it could alter the very tides of the Earth by making very small tidal changes (waves) in puddles while traveling through them at a shocking 3 miles per hour. Image:McMahonHellScoot.jpg