Announcer: And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Chester: OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! (singing) Go spoilers, go spoilers, go! Go spoilers, go spoilers, go! There's these turtles who are ninjas. And they were experimented on on a scientist who has a little girl named April O'Neil. Who fed them pizza and named them after the Renaissance artists. Which, yeah, little girl who's gonna grow up into Megan Fox would know the Renaissance artists. I only know one: the artist formally known as Prince.